1. Folding laundry.
2. Magic realism.
3. The Twilight saga.
4. Pronouncing words like "nukeular" and "afgoneistone" (seriously, CBC, I will enunciate and pronunciate my can off if you hire me. I'm good good good and oh so smart.)
5. CanLit.
I blame the radio for my sombre mood. Those jerks should know better than to dedicate a full hour to Great Big Sea on my day off.
Not even a terrible Canadian music video can cheer my worried heart.
How dare you demean the timeless art of folding laundry. Would you rather eliminate this chore by creating some sort of robotic laundry folder? Think about it, because eventually the robot would develop hate for folding your garments, and rebel against all of man kind. Have you seen Terminator?
ReplyDeleteWei Chen is becoming increasingly terrible, so much so that I refuse to listen to live broadcasts of CBC Radio. I have also noticed the new news anchor's wierd pronunciation of a variety of words. I initially thought that he was masking a British accent, but now, believe him to be continuously suffering from mini-strokes. Not the best job for someone with such a condition.
Wei Chen makes me want to punch my eardrums in with a fork. the fact that she's from Hamilton hurts my feelings so bad.
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