The following video is:
a. a placeholder so you don't lose interest in this, the greatest blog of life
b. a passionate statement about potato farming
c. the perfect thing to watch five times in a row on your penultimate day at your current job
d. the greatest thing the internet has ever, ever unearthed
To borrow a phrase from my dear old friend Heather, who sent me this incredible gem, "I don't even know why anyone has tried to be awesome since, because this cannot be topped."